Lara Needs

I did my search for “Lara needs” and here are the results:

• Lara needs to use stealth just as much as she does combat maneuvers and jumps (I do need to work on this. I can’t even close my baby’s window at night without waking her up. It took her an hour to talk herself back to sleep.)
• Lara needs new breasts! (I think my husband agrees with this)
• Tough Girl Lara Needs Armed Bodyguards (If I’m so tough, why the body guards?)
• Lara needs to get a life. Lara needs to practice her trumpet now that her lips have decided to calm down. Lara is depressed. (I do need a life but I don’t know why my trumpet playing is making me so depressed.)
• Lara needs to be reprimanded (For so many reasons)
• Lara needs an archenemy to fight against (Can’t we just all get along?)
• Lara needs to interact with her environment to solve a puzzle (Does this mean I have to get off the internet?)
• Lara needs a lot more than a decent story if her games are going to find acceptance (It sounds like people aren’t buying my lies anymore.)
• Lara needs no lessons on tact or diplomacy from anyone (That’s right!)
• I think Lara needs a few days to cry at home (I’ve been doing that all week. What I need is to get to the gym!)
• Lara needs to move boxes from one side of a giant balance to the other (Are they talking about my garage here?)