How to Entertain the Masses

… when you’re too sick to get off the couch:

Peek-a-Boo is always a fun game. The crowd really loved it. “Ahhhhh! Ohhhhh! So cute!!!”

So is “Pick Your Nose and Eat It”. This one made the whole crowd wild with laughter and “Ewwww! Do it again! Do it again! Where’s your nose? Ewwwwww!!!”

I think a Mother needs to get knocked down flat to really be able to create these lasting memories for her kids. Don't you? Otherwise she's just too busy washing dishes and wiping bums of babies that ate too many grapes to appreciate a really good nose-picking session.

BTW, where does it say in the rulebook that a Mom can get sick twice in one month and the second time will be far worse than the first? It doesn’t seem right to me. Stranger doesn’t so much want to fly back home from Louisiana to take care of us. I’m not sure why. I didn’t ask him to but you know, if he really loved me he would be able to read my feverish mind like that don’t you think? Just because he’s on a train doesn’t mean he couldn’t high-jack it home to nurse me back to health. I wonder how long it would take him to get here via Union Pacific. 47 days? (Does that sound right honey?) Hopefully I won’t perish from west Nile virus before he makes it home again.