Morgan News Here I Come

I’m so excited! I’m not even a writer and I have writers block! I have a deadline people, a real live newspaper deadline. Who would have ever thought that someone with the most boring life in history would be writing an article for the local newspaper? I think I was staying up too late one night and I didn’t have all my senses when I was reading Lindsay’s blog. She writes for a paper called the Nashville Scene. I’m still trying to figure out why she didn’t link to my blog in this article. Flylady? What’s that all about? Aren’t every single one of you more organized since you started reading my blog? Of course you are!

Anyway, Lindsay is writing for a newspaper so why can’t I? I mean, what does it matter that she has 20,000 blog readers and I have 20? Who cares that she was a TV reporter before she got married and started popping out the kids. I’m pretty sure I got an A in English. Doesn’t that qualify me? And Lindsay, Suburban Turmoil, commented that she likes my Tomato so we’re like, tight now right?

So instead of actually writing an article for my 5:00 deadline tomorrow, I’m blogging about how I should be writing an article and that just makes me feel so…so…organized in a lazy kind of way because we all know very well that I’m going to take one of my old blogs and edit it for the newspaper. Who can stand this kind of pressure??? Lindsay! Help!