The Wisdom of a Nine Year Old

I received a book in the mail the other day. Victor said, “Great! I want to read it!”

“I don’t think you’d be interested in it. It’s a book for parents.

“Yes I would.”

“It’s not a story book. It’s a learning book and you probably wouldn’t like it.”

“What kind of learning book?”

“Oh, it’s about how to be a better person and a better Mother and wife.”

“Well, why would you need that? You’re already the best Mother in the world.”

“Thanks! But I need to learn to have more patience with my kids sometimes.”

“Well if you could find a book like that then it would be the last book you’d ever have to read.”