Flourless Peanut Butter Kiss Cookies

Is it my fault that Persistence wanted to make Lovely some peanut butter cookies for her birthday and then somehow we got home with two bags of chocolate kisses to adorn them with and then Persistence spent the night at Grnadma's house and left me alone with the Kissed with Death cookies? *I had to get the evil things out of the house and you know there is only one way to do that right?

As Stranger walked by the office where I was stuffing my face with only one more cookie to go he said, "What are you eating?"

"Nothing."

"What? Didn't you even save me one cookie?"

"Of course I did! See this? I was just getting up to give it to you!"

"I thought you weren't eating sugar?"

"I'm not. But I need to get all the sugar out of the house so it's not tempting me. (Pause) Do you know where any more is? Because we need to get rid of it immediately. (Pause) Seriously, if you know of any you should tell me right now."

I think the wild look in my eye scared him because he just wrenched the cookie from my death grip and backed slowly away .

Flourless Gluten-Free Peanut Butter Cookies

1 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg
1 tsp baking powder
Hersheys Kisses

Mix, roll, bake at 350 for about ten minutes. Add the Kiss of Death while hot from the oven. Eat every single one of them before you can even get them to a cooling rack.

*Not Endorsed by Inutitive Eating