Fun Family Activity

Well we couldn't wait. We had to find out what that smell was in the pantry today.

You know when you come home from the grocery store and your 7 and 9 year old carry all the groceries in and put them away while you're unloading the toddler and getting dinner started?

And you know when you're certain you bought a carton of eggs but no one can find them so you decide you must have left them in the cart so you call the store and they tell you to bring your receipt in with you next time to pick up a free carton of eggs?

Except that you never do because your husband gives you the receipt but you keep forgetting to take it in until you eventually lose it?

And then you know when your pantry starts smelling funny so you go in there to do some organizing and you find a carton of eggs in the bottom of a grocery bag under the marshmallows and when you open the carton they look more like big blue speckled robins eggs instead of white chicken eggs?

Oh, that's never happened to you?

Well, if it ever did then when you were going to throw the eggs outside in the garbage can your husband would say, "Wait! Don't throw those away! Let's pitch them at the kids playing outside!" and he would be talking about his own kids.

You can pretty much figure then that he is planning on someone else cleaning the kids up after they are covered with rotten egg slime.

And that someone else would be you.