FYI

If you hold your thumb up to a stapler and squeeze the trigger, it WILL put a staple through your thumb. Just in case you were wondering. Now you know.

And it won't really hurt either but you may turn white and almost pass out from the fear of discovery and having said staple removed.

And later when your Mom asks you if you would mind putting another staple through your thumb so she can take a picture of it you will say, "No way! Do you think I'm stupid???"

Disclaimers:
Do not try this at home.
Any resemblance to actual persons or events are purely coincidental.
No thumbs were harmed in the taking of this picture.