Digital Mothering
We've hit an all time lazy.
You know how I'm so pregnant that I can't get off the couch? Hanging out on the couch gives me lots of time to devise new ways of making sure I never have to get off the couch again. At least until the baby is born.
My newest strategy involves a cool little invention called a digital camera. Yesterday I asked Victor to clean up the front entryway and Persistence to clean up the bathroom. Instead of getting up to check the rooms when they were done like a good Mother is supposed to do, I had them take photos. Then we looked at the photos together and went over each spot they missed. You know, the toys and clutter that are invisible to everyone but Mom?


All clean! The kids had fun with the photos and I didn't have to get up! Ingenious or lazy? You decide.I just realized though that this plan isn't fool proof. I mean, look who they're related to. What's to stop them from kicking their dirty underwear out of the way while they take the shot? I wouldn't put it past the lazy little trouble makers.
I would have to forgive them though considering my ten year old made me pancakes for breakfast, bacon and eggs for lunch, a spaghetti dinner and my eight year old baked strawberry shortcake for dessert. I can't wait to find out what's on the menu for tomorrow. Am I spoiled or what???
Labels: Baby Notes, Teach Your Kids to Work








19 Comments:
Clever idea! I'm going to try this one. I like your floors by the way! Very lovely!... and oh so clean. Good luck with your new baby coming soon.
brilliant! I am trying this one after school today! keep your feet up!
Great idea!! You are spoiled. What great kids! But you deserve the rest until that baby comes!
Wow- I'm obviously doing something all wrong. How can I get my 2 and 4 year old to do everything so I can sit on the couch? Sounds nice! Enjoy your spoiling!
That is hilarious! At least you are able to keep your house clean while you wait for the baby to come! Good luck!
I love this idea!!! And what yummy eats!
Very, very smart! I hope everything goes smoothly and that little one is here soon.
Plus, I love it when my son cooks! He hates to clean the table, but it is his family job, so some mornings he says, "I'll make the eggs, if you clean and set the table." I always say, "Deal!" ;)
Tomorrow have them take pictures of each other's work. I bet you won't have to worry about dirty underwear being moved then.
I think it is ingenious! It took a lot of hard thinking to come up with that idea so it is anything but lazy! I wish I had some older help to treat me like a queen. I'm 2 weeks behind you and all I get from my almost 4 year old is..."is the baby born yet?"
Ingenious ... lazy ... nah. You are simply brilliant :) !!
This is a brilliant idea! I think I am gonna steal it...LOL
I have got to get myself a 10yr old and 8yr old. My 6 year old is at her peak with toast smeared with peanut butter.
ditto lucy! you could mentor thousands of pregnant mommies, you know. :)
ha ha--What a great idea! (note to self: grab the camera before I veg out on the couch next time)
And see--you don't need a month's worth of meals in your freezer. You've got live-in help. What awesome kids!
Oh yeah! I am totally stealing that idea. I just got back from a political rally in support of midwifery funding and now every part of my 37 weeks pregnant body aches!
I just hope my kids don't break the digital camera again. Last time they breathed on it it somehow fell on the floor and broke the lens.
It's still worth it to not have to get up!
You are a genius!
Ingenious! I'll have to try this with my kids, though with teenagers I imagine they would opt for the scooting things out of picture range deal.
YOU. R. A. GENIUS!!!! My kids' chores are almost all downstairs and I hate going up and down those stairs to check their work. Thank you for saving my fat ankles.
Great idea!!!
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